Old Age Ain't For Sissies

Men Become Much More Attractive When They Start Looking Older. But It Doesn't Do Much For Women, Though We Do Have An Advantage: Make-up.

I Work To Stay Alive.

There May Be A Heaven, But If Joan Crawford Is There, I'm Not Going.

It Is My Last Wish To Be Burried Sitting Up.

I Have Been At War From The Beginning. I've Never Looked Back Before. I've Never Had The Time And It Has Always Seemed So Dangerous. To Look Back Is To Relax One's Vigil.