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You Can Either Destroy Your Spirit Or You Can Accept And Love Yourself Just The Way You Are.

One Of My Earliest Memories Is Of My Father Carrying Me In One Arm With A Picket Sign In The Other.

The Character I Play Is A Wonderful Compilation Of Things I Hate About Myself And Things I Love About Myself And Things That I've Invented To Make Her Even More Interesting Than Me.

The Universe Is Like A Pension Plan. It Will Match Your Investment.

I Hate Overweight, Because It Implies That There's A Weight Standard I Should Be Adhering To