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Talk Is Cheap - Except When Congress Does It.

Every Adult Should Be An Expert On Teenagers, After Spending Life's Seven Longest Years Being One.

The Only Way Some Of Us Exercise Our Minds Is By Jumping To Conclusions.

Money Can Be Fickle, Having A Lasting Relationship With A Few And A Brief Fling With Others, While Just Flirting With The Rest Of Us.

We Sometimes Get All The Information, But We Refuse To Get The Message.