Strangers Are What Friends Are Made Of.

If Television Encouraged Us To Work As Much As It Encourages Us To Do Everything Else, We Could Better Afford To Buy More Of Everything It Advertises.

Our Laws Can Be Friendly To Those Who Obey Them, And Too Often Useful To Those Who Don't.

Money Was Invented So We Could Know Exactly How Much We Owe.

The Gratification Of A Thoughtless Pleasure Soon Evaporates; The Pleasure Of A Gratifying Thought Never Ends.

Wisdom Is What's Left After We've Run Out Of Personal Opinions.