Straight Girls Like Me. They Flirt With

My Idea As Far As Comedy Goes Has Always Been To Push The Limits Of What's Acceptable For A Woman To Do Or Say Or Be. My Hero In That Would Be Lenny Bruce, Who Teaches Us That Words Have No Meaning. It's The Intent Behind Them That Is What's Important.

Learn All The Rules... Then Break Them.

Guns Don't Kill, People Do.

No One Has The Responsibility To Be Out To Anyone But Himself Or Herself. I Made My Choice A Million Years Ago.

Never Point At Anything Beige And Call It Cool.