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It's Not That I Don't Like Penises. I Just Don't Like Them On Men.

It's Really Not Enough To Just Have Black Women. A Really Good Idea Could Be To Comment On How They Are Treated By Society.

As A Standup, I Try To Change The World. As An Entertainer, I Try To Entertain. And As A Lesbian, I Try To Pick Up The Prettiest Girl In The Room.

No One Has The Responsibility To Be Out To Anyone But Himself Or Herself. I Made My Choice A Million Years Ago.

A Woman Will Allow Herself To Be Clouded By Her Emotions. Her Reasonable Thought Becomes Completely Unreasonable Over The Most Ridiculous Thing. It's A Girl Thing.