Stories Are Like Assholes. Everybody's Got One

Dangerous Thing, Giving Humanity The Knowledge Of Good And Evil. And The Capacity To Make The Wrong Choice More Often Than Not.

Back Then, Before It Became Clear That Democracy Was Best Served By A Drunken Electorate, The Bars In New York City Were Required To Close On Election Day.

If You Build A Better Mousetrap, Nature Will Build A Better Mouse.

As A Friend Of Mine, Herself A Writer, Says, 'people Who Spend The Most Meaningful Hours Of Their Lives In The Exclusive Company Of Imaginary People Are Apt To Be A Little Strange'

Why On Earth Should I Care Whether People Read Me With Their Eyes Or Their Ears?