Stories Are Like Assholes. Everybody's Got One

This Church Was Open And Seemingly Unattended, And It Was A Throwback In Another Way As Well. The Candles In The Little Side Altars Were Real Ones, Actual Wax Candles That Burned With An Open Flame. Lots Of Churches Have Switched Over To Electrified Altars. You Drop Your Quarter In The Slot And A Flame-shaped Bulb Goes On And Stays On For Your Quarter's Worth Of Time. It's Like A Parking Meter, And If You Stay Too Long They Tow Away Your Soul.

If You Build A Better Mousetrap, Nature Will Build A Better Mouse.

One Aspect Of Serendipity To Bear In Mind Is That You Have To Be Looking For Something In Order To Find Something Else.

Ideas Come To People Who Are Receptive To Them.

As My Late Mother Famously Observed, The One Thing To Be Said For Growing Old Is That Every Year There Are A Few More Things I Don’t Have To Give A Rat’s Ass About.