Stop And Smell The Garlic! That's All

I Had A Major In Business, And I Graduated With A Business Degree, But I Was Perhaps The Worst Student To Graduate From That Program.

Oh, For God's Sake... Get A Life, Will You?

Stop And Smell The Garlic! That's All You Have To Do.

I Love To Evoke The Bones And Meat And Thoughts Of Characters.

This Is My Saddest Story: In Grade School, They Would Have Us Open Our Valentine's Cards And Read Them Out Loud. I Always Sent Cards To Myself Because Nobody Else Did.