Spooker, N. A Writer Whose Imagination Concerns

A Statesman Who Shakes The Fruit Trees Of His Neighbors - To Dislodge The Worms.

If Every Hypocrite In The United States Were To Break His Leg To-day The Country Could Be Successfully Invaded To-morrow By The Warlike Hypocrites Of Canada.

Perseverance - A Lowly Virtue Whereby Mediocrity Achieves An Inglorious Success.

Ribaldry, N. Censorious Language By Another Concerning Oneself.

A Subsidiary Deity Designed To Catch The Overflow And Surplus Of The World's Worship . . . . [h]is Master Works For The Means Wherewith To Purchase The Idle Wag Of The Solomonic Tail, Seasoned With A Look Of Tolerant Recognition.