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If Any Job Should Give You A Company Car, It's The Car Bomb Business.

A Fitness Instructor In Maine Has Been Charged With Running A Prostitution Business Out Of Her Zumba Dance Studio. Authorities First Got Suspicious When They Saw Guys Going To Work Out At A Zumba Dance Studio.

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Paris Hilton Got 45 Days In Jail. A Lot Of People Were Upset About This - They Were Hoping For The Death Penalty.

I Was In The Rotc. Of Course, Rotc Stood For "running Off To Canada."