Sorry, I'm Still A Dialectical Materialist.

If Surviving Assassination Attempts Were An Olympic Event, I Would Win The Gold Medal.

I Would Not Vote For The Mayor. It's Not Just Because He Didn't Invite Me To Dinner, But Because On My Way Into Town From The Airport There Were Such Enormous Potholes.

There Are Enough Doctors On The Planet So That Nobody Has To Die For Lack Of Attendance.

This Country Is Heaven, In The Spiritual Sense Of The Word. And I Say, We Prefer To Die In Heaven Than Survive In Hell.

My Idea, As The Whole World Knows, Is That The Capitalist System Now Doesn't Work Either For The United States Or The World, Driving It From Crisis To Crisis, Which Are Each Time More Serious.