Sophie Chattel-monkheim Was A Socialist By Conviction

Oysters Are More Beautiful Than Any Religion... There's Nothing In Christianity Or Buddhism That Quite Matches The Sympathetic Unselfishness Of An Oyster.

In Baiting A Mousetrap With Cheese, Always Leave Room For The Mouse.

The Cat Is Domestic Only As Far As Suits Its Own Ends.

The Censorious Said She Slept In A Hammock And Understood Yeats's Poems, But Her Family Denied Both Stories.

Every Reformation Must Have Its Victims. You Can’t Expect The Fatted Calf To Share The Enthusiasm Of The Angels Over The Prodigal’s Return.