Sonny Von Bulow, Who Said To Her

Adam, Who Said To Our Lord In The Garden Of Eden, I Got More Ribs - You Got More Broads? Never Got A Dinner!

Ben Hur, Who Said To His Sister Ben Him, We'd Better Swap Names Before They Start Calling Me Ben Gay! Never Got A Dinner!

King Solomon, Who Said To His Thousand Wives, Who Doesn't Have A Headache Tonight? Never Got A Dinner!

The Invisible Man, Who Said To His Wife, I Don't Care If It Looks Silly, Don't Stop! Never Got A Dinner!

Moses, Who Said When The Red Sea Parted, What The Hell Was That? I Was Just Going In For A Dip! Never Got A Dinner!