Somewhere In The World Is A Doctor

If All Our National Holidays Were Observed On Wednesdays, We Could Wind Up With Nine-day Weekends.

I Hope We're Not Just Human Garbage Drifting Toward A Big Sewer. But I Think So.

If Helen Keller Had Psychic Ability, Would You Say She Had A Fourth Sense? What Year Did Jesus Think It Was?

The Worst Thing About E-mail Is That You Can’t Interrupt The Other Person. You Have To Read The Whole Thing And Then E-mail Them Back, Pointing Out All Their Mistakes And Faulty Assumptions. It’s Frustrating And It’s Time-consuming. God Bless Phone Calls.

Suppose I Could Shoot Myself In The Mouth, But What If I Miss? People Will Laugh At Me.