If Voting Changed Anything, It Would Be

Although The Photographer And The Art Thief Were Close Friends, Neither Had Ever Taken The Other's Picture.

There's Some Invisible Guy, Up In The Sky, Who Can Kill You, Because He Loves You.

Know My Feelings About Traffic Laws? Cop Didn't See It? I Didn't Do It.

I Wanted To Get A Job As A Gynecologist, But I Couldn't Find An Opening.

I, Myself, Have Killed Six People. All Random, All Undetected, No Way To Trace Them To Me. And, Let Me Tell You, There's Nothin' Like It. It's A Great Feeling. Yeah, I Know, You're Thinking. 'aw, He's A Comedian. He's Just Sayin' That Stuff.' Good. That's Exactly What I Want You To Think.