If Voting Changed Anything, It Would Be

Life Is A Near-death Experience.

Your Dog Thinks You're A God. Your Cat Thinks The Dog's An Asshole.

Atheism Is A Non-prophet Organization.

When Thomas Edison Worked Late Into The Night On The Electric Light, He Had To Do It By Gas Lamp Or Candle. I'm Sure It Made The Work Seem That Much More Urgent.

An Art Thief Is A Man Who Takes Pictures.