If Voting Changed Anything, It Would Be

I'm Always Relieved When Someone Is Delivering A Eulogy And I Realize I'm Listening To It.

I Think It Would Be Fair And Right To Use Some Of My Land And Wealth For A Drug-rehab Center Or An Indian School.

I'd Go On Runs [on Cocaine ], Four And Five Days Without Sleep. Then I'd Crash And Sleep About 18 Hours A Day For Seven To Ten Days. Then It Would Take A Few More Weeks To Get Over A Vague Sort Of Depression. Then I'd Be Off On Another Run.

At Best, God Can Be Viewed As Nothing More Than An Uncaring Incompetent Father-figure

Being A Dodgers Fan Led To My First Air Force Court-martial, But That's Another Story.