Sometimes We Don't Appreciate Prayer Until We

The Truth Is I've Always Been A Christian. What's Amazing, Is That The Flaws That Come With Christianity Are Really Weird, Because Mine Have A Microphone And A Camera Attached To Them. Most People Don't Have To Live Under That Microscope.

Ask Any Guy If Sex Is Important In A Relationship And The One Who Says No Is Lying. I Just Haven't Met That Guy Yet. When You Meet Him, Let's Get Him In To The Smithsonian - He's That Special And Rare.

Men Are, By Nature, Hunters, And Women Have Been Put In The Position Of Being The Prey.

I Tell My Boys Not To Play Rough With Their Younger Sister. I Try To Teach Them What I Know Already: You're Never Going To Win An Argument With A Girl, So Just Let Her Have What She Wants!

Anyone Can Sleep With A Guy In 24-48 Hours, But You're Sending The Wrong Signal To The Guy If You Do That.