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If You Want To Be Successful, You Have To Jump, There's No Way Around It. When You Jump, I Can Assure You That Your Parachute Will Not Open Right Away. But If You Do Not Jump, Your Parachute Will Never Open. If You're Safe, You'll Never Soar!

The Lord Saved My Soul.

Hollywood Is Run By People Who Sit Up In Their Executive Office, Who Are Not Connected To Mississippi, Alabama, Chicago, South Carolina. They Know Nothing About That, They Don't Go To Church, And They Make Their Decisions About What They Think Is Right.

All I'm Telling You To Do Is To Be Smart About It. Know That If This Man Isn't Looking For A Serious Relationship, You're Not Going To Change His Mind Just Because You Two Are Going On Dates And Being Intimate. You Could Be The Most Perfect Woman On The Lord's Green Earth-you're Capable Of Interesting Conversation, You Cook A Mean Breakfast, You Hand Out Backrubs Like Sandwiches, You're Independent (which Means, To Him, That You're Not Going To Be In His Pockets)-but If He's Not Ready For A Serious Relationship, He Going To Treat You Like Sports Fish.

All I Knew Growing Up Was That My Father Was Married To And Loved My Momma, Period. He Worked Hard, Made Some Money, And Put It On The Dresser. She Spent It On The Family, And He Went Out And Earned Some More. He Taught Me The Most About Love.