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Failure Is A Great Teacher, And I Think When You Make Mistakes And You Recover From Them And You Treat Them As Valuable Learning Experiences, Then You've Got Something To Share.

You Don't Just Sit In The Car And Let Some Guy Drive You Through Life, Wasting Your Time.

If You Think "sagging," And, How Many Women You've Got, And How Big A Chain You've Got, And How Much Dope You're Slangin', And How Much Money You've Got In Your Pocket Makes You A "man," Then You're Sadly Mistaken. You're Going To Be A Misguided Soul Your Entire Life.

It's A Woman's Right To Know A Man's Intentions Upfront. Because, Once You Get Emotionally Attached To A Man And You Sleep With Him, It's Too Late.

You're An Investigator - Can't Nobody Find Stuff Out Like A Woman. Y'all Put The Police To Shame, Make The Little Investigative Tricks They Show On Csi And Law & Order: Svu Look Like Counting Lessons On Sesame Street.