I Tell Jokes For A Check; I'm

Ask Any Guy If Sex Is Important In A Relationship And The One Who Says No Is Lying. I Just Haven't Met That Guy Yet. When You Meet Him, Let's Get Him In To The Smithsonian - He's That Special And Rare.

I Don't Let Nobody Sign For My Money. Me And My Wife Write Our Own Checks. So, If There's Some Money Missing, We Know How It Got Missing.

Act Like A Lady Think Like A Man

I Have Seen Some Crazy People Do Some Crazy Things On My Variety Show. I Have To Stop And Ask Them A Lot Of The Time, Just How They Figured Out That They Could Do The Things That They Do, Some Of It Is Just Plain Freaky.

I Don't Rehearse On Either Of My Shows, 'family Feud' Or My Talk Show. I Never Rehearse With The Guests. I Don't Want To Have Any Preconceived Thoughts, Notions, Because That Kills My Creativity As A Host And As A Stand Up.