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Let Him Treat You Like A Lady And Open The Car Door For You. If He Doesn't Automatically Open The Door For You, Stand By The Darn Thing And Don't Get Into The Vehicle Until He Realises He Needs To Get Hid Behind Out Of The Driver's Seat And Come Round And Open The Car Door For You. That's His Job!

To Us, Your Power Comes From One Simple Thing: You’re A Woman, And We Men Will Do Anything Humanly Possible To Impress You So That, Ultimately, We Can Be With You. You’re The Driving Force Behind Why We Wake Up Every Day. Men Go Out And Get Jobs And Hustle To Make Money Because Of Women. We Drive Fancy Cars Because Of Women. We Dress Nice, Put On Cologne, Get Haircuts And Try To Look All Shiny And New For You. We Do All Of This Because The More Our Game Is Stepped Up, The More Of You We Get. You’re The Ultimate Prize To Us.

You've Got To Quit Lowering Your Standards. Set Your Requirements Up Front So When A Guy Hooks You, He Has To Know This Is Business.

My Mother Raised Me In The Church. I Was Not Allowed To Stay Home On Sunday; There Was No Option. I Sang In The Choir All The Way Up Until I Went To College.

A Real Man Is Happy And Eager To Live By Your Rules, As Long As He Knows What The Rules Are And He's Sure That Abiding By Those Rules Will Help Keep The Woman He Loves Happy