Sometimes This High-tech World Calls For Low-tech

For A While He'd Tried Molding Himself Into The Tragic Romantic Hero, Brooding And Staring Clench-jawed Off Into Space As He Composed Dark Verse In His Head. But It Turned Out That Trying To Appear Tragic In Incontinence, Indiana, Was Redundant, And His Mother Kept Shouting At Him And Making Him Forget His Rhymes. "tommy, If You Keep Grinding Your Teeth Like That, They'll Wear Away And You'll Have To Have Dentures Like Aunt Ester." Tommy Only Wished His Beard Was As Heavy As Aunt Ester's---then He Could Stare Out Over The Moors While He Stroked It Pensively.

Shoes Off In The Whale! And Don't Try And Make A Break For The Anus.

Compliment But Do Not Covet.

Unless You Can Change The Past, You’re Wasting The Present On This Guilt

In Business, As In Politics, The Public Is Ever So Tolerant Of Those Who Slime.