Sometimes The Road Less Traveled Is Less

Introducing 'lite': The New Way To Spell 'light'; But With Twenty Per Cent Fewer Letters.

If Someone's Lying, Are Their Pants Really On Fire

Would Somebody Please Explain To Me Those Signs That Say, "no Animals Allowed Except For Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who Is That Sign For? Is It For The Dog, Or The Blind Person?

That's The True Spirit Of Christmas; People Being Helped By People Other Than Me.

Dogs Want To Be People. That's What Their Lives Are About. They Don't Like Being A Dog. They're With People All The Time, They Want To Graduate. My Dog Would Sit There All Day, He Would Watch Me Walk By, He Would Think To Himself, "i Could Do That! He's Not That Good.