Sometimes The Road Less Traveled Is Less

To Me, If Life Boils Down To One Thing, It's Movement. To Live Is To Keep Moving.

Well, Sometimes We Do Actually Have To Get Up Early, But A Man Will Always Trade Sleep For Sex.

The Olympics Is My Favourite Sporting Event. Although I Have A Problem With That Silver Medal. When You Think About It, You Win The Gold - You Feel Good, You Win The Bronze - You Think, 'well At Least I Got Something'. But When You Win Silver, It's Like, 'congratulations, You 'almost' Won. Of All The Losers, You Came In First Of That Group. You're The Number One 'loser.' No One Lost Ahead Of You.

I Was The Best Man At The Wedding... If I'm The Best Man, Why Is She Marrying Him?

Comedy Is Just Complaining In An Entertaining Way, Enterplaining.