Sometimes People Fear The Truth. They'd Rather

No One Ever Chats Me Up; I Think They All Think I'm Taken. Either That Or No One Fancies Me.

You Cannot Schedule Death.

Curvy Is Something To Be Proud Of.

I Really Like To Please People, And I Think It's A Symptom Of Being An Only Child.

My Mum's Always On At Me To Have Children And Blames 'that Stupid Stage Thing You Do' For Me Not Already Having A Family.