Sometimes It Takes You Awhile To Get

Two Navy Seals Versus One Angry Seven-month-old," He Mused, "the Odds Could Go Either Way.

No Doubt About It, Lawrence Decker Was The Reason God Had Invented Nakedness.

I Know The M-word Makes You Nervous, But Yeah. I'm Talking About The Big, Permanent Friendship. A Little Different From What Joe And Charles Had, Though. See, I Want To Be The Kind Of Best Friends Who Make Love Every Night, Who Share All Their Darkest Secrets And Favorite Jokes, And Maybe Even Someday Make Babies Together. I Know That Kind Of Friendship Requires Hard Work, But You Know, I'm Pretty Good At Hard Work. ~ Tom Paoletti, "the Unsung Hero

If You Want, I Can Carry You—” “i’m Fine,” She Said Shortly. “let’s Go.” He’d Said That Wrong. He Should Have Said, “i Want To Carry You.

My Glass Is Not Only Half-full, It Holds Five-hundred-dollar-a-bottle Dom Perignon Champagne.