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[on The Bmw X3] If You Are Clinically Insane, By Which I Mean You Wake Up In The Morning And Think You Are An Onion, Here's Your Car.

I Don't Often Agree With The Rspca As I Believe It Is An Animal's Duty To Be On My Plate At Supper Time.

The Only Person To Ever Look Good In The Back Of A 4-seater Convertible Was Adolf Hitler

There Are Shantytowns In South Africa That Are Built Better Than Renaults!

...it Seemed Appropriate That I Should Develop Some Kind Of Illness. This Is A Good Idea When You Are At A Loose End Because Everything, Up To And Including Herpes, Is Better Than Being Bored.