Liking Money Like I Like It, Is

I Do Not Take Drugs. I Am Drugs.

Someone Like Myself, Who Claimed To Be A Real Madman, Living And Organized With A Pythagorean Precision.

Don't Bother About Being Modern. Unfortunately It Is The One Thing That, Whatever You Do, You Cannot Avoid.

I Do Not Understand Why, When I Ask For Grilled Lobster In A Restaurant, I'm Never Served A Cooked Telephone.

The Problem With The Youth Of Today' Is That One Is No Longer Part Of It.