Criticism Is Prejudice Made Plausible.

I Am A Strict Monogamist: It Is Twenty Years Since I Last Went To Bed With Two Women At Once, And Then I Was In My Cups And Not Myself.

Conscience Is A Mother-in-law Whose Visit Never Ends.

Life Is A Dead-end Street.

The Christian Always Swears A Bloody Oath That He Will Never Do It Again. The Civilized Man Simply Resolves To Be A Bit More Careful Next Time.

God Must Love The Rich Or He Wouldn't Divide So Much Among So Few Of Them.