I Procrastinate So Much And I Get

My Tears Cure Cancer Too, It's Just That I Laugh At Cancer Patients.

If It Were Up To Me, It'd Be Outlawed. I Mean, Come On. Zach Braff Was Born Streamlined, And That's How It Should Stay!

I Mean, Some People Accuse Me Of Being Racist. I'm Totally Not, I'm Just Better Than Everybody Else.

I Always Liked The Story Of Noah's Ark And The Idea Of Starting Anew By Rescuing The Things You Like And Leaving The Rest Behind.

I Use The N Word Almost Daily. It Reminds Me That I'm Successful