I Procrastinate So Much And I Get

I Actually Did Ponder Doing The Brad Pitt/angelina Jolie Thing And Get A Kid From Ethiopia. But You Know, I Already Have An Ashtray.

I Think Sports Are Very Beneficial In The Fight Against Obesity. I Remember Playing Little League - I Was The Best Person On The Pitch By A Long Shot. It Was Only Last Weekend Actually, I Think I Have Some Photos Of It If You're Interested.

I'm Not Lazy, I Drive Everywhere Myself, The Dog Could've Learned Something From Me.

I Love 'scrubs.' It's The Best Day Job In The World.

I Mean, So What If It's A Little Dangerous? A One-armed Kid Is Comedy Gold.