Sometimes I Like To Go Outside Without

Tic Tacs Are The Maracas Of Breath Mints.

I Just Know Keeping Track Of What I'm Doing And Where I'm Going Is Important To Me.

I'm So Secretive That When Someone Asks Me, Hey, Can You Keep A Secret? I Say That's None Of Your Business.

I Used To Play Sports. Then I Realized You Can Buy Trophies. Now I Am Good At Everything.

I Have A Jar At Home, And I Put Pennies In It Whenever I Curse. The Other Day I Spilled The Jar. I Owe It About $25.