Sometimes I Just Want To Lick David

Some People Think A Song Without Words Isn't A Real Song. Tell That To Beethoven And He'll Kick Your Ass!

I Applied To Uncyclopedia Bassists, And Was Accepted!!

Bass Is For People Who Can't Play Guitar

If I Can Help A Kid Discover A Liking, Or Even A Passion For Music In Their Life, Then That’s A Wonderful Thing.

My Son, Wolfgang, Plays Drums, Guitars And Bass.