I'm Not A Drunk Anymore, But Since

And If I Would Have Taken Lessons I Probably Wouldn't Have Done It, And What Forced Me To Do All This Weird Stuff On The Guitar Was I Couldn't Afford Effects Pedals, I Didn't Have All This Stuff When I Was A Kid So I Just Tried To Squeeze All The Weird Noises I Could Out Of The Guitar, Which Brings Me To Building Guitars.

Rock & Roll Is Feeling, And After You Know Most Of The Basics ... Chords, Rhythm, Scales And Bends ... Getting That Feeling Is Just About The Most Important Aspect Of Playing Guitar

I Applied To Uncyclopedia Bassists, And Was Accepted!!

There's A Plaque On Our Wall That Says We've Sold Over 65 Million Albums, And I Don't Feel I've Accomplished Anything. I Feel Like I'm Just Getting Started.

Major Third Complications Can Be Overcome By Lots Of Alcohol.