I'm Not A Drunk Anymore, But Since

Jimmy Page Is An Excellent Producer. Led Zeppelin I And Ii Are Classics. As A Player He's Very Good In The Studio, But I've Never Seen Him Play Well Live. He's Sloppy. He Plays Like He's Got A Broken Hand And He's Two Years Old. If You Put Out A Good Album And Play Like A Two Year Old, What's The Purpose?

I Went To The Zoo One Day And Saw A Chimp Playing With A Beat-up Acoustic Guitar In A Way I Had Never Seen Before. Instead Of Using The Pick The Chimp Was Banging The Neck And Tapping It With Its Fingers. I Knew The Chimp Was On To Something So I Practiced This New Technique In My Room For Hours Until I'd Perfected It.

It's Always A Catch-22 Situation. They Hate You If You're The Same, And They Hate You If You're Different.

I Applied To Uncyclopedia Bassists, And Was Accepted!!

I Don't Feel A Day Older When It Comes To My Approach To Music Or What Gets Me Off Than When I Was A Teenager. I've Always Been Into Different Kinds Of Stuff And When I Play I Like To Play Loud. I Like My Arm Hairs To Move And I Like My Body To Vibrate 'cause I Like The Feel Of It; I'm Still A Teenager At Heart.