I'm Not A Drunk Anymore, But Since

I'm Just A Guitarist In A Kick-ass Rock And Roll Band. What More Could I Ask For?

I Have Selective Hearing.

Sometimes I Just Want To Lick David Lee Roth In The Nuts

The Stainless-steel Frets Were A Major Breakthrough, Because Of The Amount Of Playing And Bending That I Do. I Have To Get My Guitars Refretted Every Couple Of Months.

You Only Have 12 Notes. Do What You Want With Them.