Sometimes, I Go To Barnes & Noble

I've Never Had Much Sympathy For Orphans, I Mean, When I Was Their Age I Would Have Killed To Have No Parents To Make Me Clean My Room And Stuff

Yeah I Saw An Inconvenient Truth, And I Dont Want To Say It Was Preachy But Let's Not Kid Ourselves, I've Got Far More Important Work To Do

It Used To Be That You Came Out Of School, And You Got Married - Those Who Were Going To Get Married. But My Peers Are Getting Married In Their Early 30s, So Now There's Like This Extra 10 Years Of That Angst.

I Have No Desire To Make Money Off Musicians. I Just Want To Promote Them Because I Want To Share Music.

Honestly, The Only Way Garden State Could Have Been Better Was If I Played Every Character. I'm Awesome.