Sometimes I Get A Little Sad, And

When I Was Younger, I Thought, 'ok, I'm Supposed To Do This Project Because It'll Help My Career,' But That Didn't Work Because I Ended Up Doing Movies That I Worked Really Hard On But I Didn't Really Like And They Didn't Turn Out Well, So It Was Like I Lost Double. Once I Just Started Working With People And Projects I Believed In, Everything Changed And I Suddenly Had A Career That I Loved And That I Was Proud Of.

For April Fools Day, Someone Played A Really Cruel Joke On Me. They Stole All My Mirrors And I Had To Go Hours Without Seeing Myself. I Mean, I Couldn’t Even Do My Daily Affirmations. What Kind Of World Is This? I Tell You, It’s Artists Like Myself That Really Suffer.

If Liking Katy Perry And Drinking Margaritas Is Gay, Then Who Wants To Be Straight?!

You Say I Sucked At The Oscars. I Was A Genius At The Oscars. That Was Experimental Tuxedo Sleep Art.

Boys And Girls Were Both Created With Given Attributes, And Given The Freedom To Act And React. But Adam Was Allowed To Name All The Animals, And Eve Was Made From Adam's Rib, As A Companion For Him. No Wonder She Ate The Apple, She Was Rebelling Against A World Where Everything Was Stacked Against Her. She Was Just A Prop To Make Adam Happy.