Sometimes I Feel Like A Vampire

In Real Life, Bad Things Happen And They're Not Funny, And Then Bad Things Happen And They Can Be Funny. When You're Unhappy You Don't Go An Entire Time Without Laughing. You Don't Go Your Whole Life Without Laughing. It's Just Life.

It's Beautiful When You Watch Something Good Happen To Somebody When It's Well Deserved.

As Soon As Somebody Farts Around Me, I Think It's Hilarious. This Is Something My Brothers Did That Now The Boys At Work Are Obsessed With. You Cup It, And Then You Throw It In Someone's Face And Say, ‘take A Bite Out Of That Cheeseburger!'

A Bad Word That I Can't Say That Starts With F.

You Ask If You Look Good And You Know People Are Lying. It Was A Depressing Thing To Experience. I Was Going To These Parties Where I Used To Be Ignored And Then All Of A Sudden People Are Paying Attention To Me.