Someone Who Can Write Aphorisms Should Not

The Unattractive Thing About Chauvinism Is Not So Much The Aversion To Other Nations As The Love Of One's Own.

A Pun, Though Despicable In Itself, Can Be The Noblest Vehicle Of An Artistic Intention By Serving As The Abbreviation Of A Wittyview. It Can Be A Social Criticism In The Form Of An Epigram.

A Man's Eroticism Is A Woman's Sexuality.

A Journalist Is Stimulated By A Deadline. He Writes Worse When He Has Time

Anesthesia: Wounds Without Pain. Neurasthenia: Pain Without Wounds.