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I'll Go To Church With Anyone Who's Willing To Smoke Pot And Look Through A Telescope With Me.

I Did A Lot Of Crazy Gigs Man. I Hosted A Jack And Jill Strip Club In Woonsocket Rhode Island Which Is This Tiny Depressing Fishing Town, All Portuguese Immigrants And It's Just A Humorless, Dark Town.

Stand-up Is Still My Favorite, But The Podcast Is A Close Second. It's So Fun, And It's Given Me The Oppor-tunity To Have Three-hour Conversations With People I Wouldn't Have Otherwise Been Able To Talk To. When I Talked To Maynard Keenan From Tool, I Almost Couldn't Believe It Was Happening.

Excellence In Anything Increases Your Potential In Everything.

I Really Never Had Any Ambitions To Be A Standup Comic. I Was Talked Into It By Guys That I Used To Work Out With.