Somebody Said He Came From New Orleans,

I Used To Help My Granddaddy Make Sausage. He Would Mix It Up In A Cleaned-out Washtub With His Hands, No Gloves. Man, If We Did Anything Like That Today, They Would Jack The Jail Up And Throw Us Under It.

I Won't Go Hunting With You, Jake, But I'll Go Chasing Women.

Do What You Say You're Going To Do. And Try To Do It A Little Bit Better Than You Said You Would.

I Made More Money Yesterday Than I Ever Thought I'd Make In An Entire Lifetime. But It's Like Somebody's Going To Take It All Away From Me And I'll Be Back In Texas, Installing Them Damned Irrigation Wells. I Didn't Like That When I Was Sixteen. And I Know I Wouldn't Like It When I'm Eighty.

Love Is An Ice Cream Sundae, With All The Marvelous Coverings. Sex Is The Cherry On Top.