I've Seen A Jillion Miracles. They're All

I've Seen So Many People In This Business That Made A Fortune. They Get Old And Broke And Can't Make Any Money. I Tell You Something... No One's Going To Play A Benefit For Jimmy Dean.

I Can't Change The Direction Of The Wind, But I Can Adjust My Sails To Always Reach My Destination.

Poverty Was The Greatest Motivating Factor In My Life.

Love Is An Ice Cream Sundae, With All The Marvelous Coverings. Sex Is The Cherry On Top.

I Used To Help My Granddaddy Make Sausage. He Would Mix It Up In A Cleaned-out Washtub With His Hands, No Gloves. Man, If We Did Anything Like That Today, They Would Jack The Jail Up And Throw Us Under It.