Some Secrets Are Better Left At That

What I Have Yet To See Is A Real Woman Choose A Younger Man Because He Spent Six Hours A Day At The Gym Trying To Sculpt His Abs.

I Have A House In The Connecticut Countryside Where You'll Always Find Me, Summer Or Winter.

Sometimes I Think All The Trouble In The World Is Caused By Men. If There Were No Men, Women Would Always Be Happy. ~carrie

Guys Are Like Dogs: They Never Notice If You've Changed Your Hair, But They Can Sense When There's Another Guy Sniffing Around Their Territory

Always Look Like You Know Where You're Going, Even When You Don't