Some Say, 'those Who Ignore History Are

Turn Up Your Hearing Aid 'grandpa', Because I'm Only Going To Say This Once!

If You Use Big Words, No One Will Know You Aren't Doing Jack Squat.

Facts Matter Not At All. Perception Is Everything. It's Certainty.

Last Night, We Did The Threatdown -- God, It's Hard To Even Talk About This -- And For The First Time, I Didn't Mention Bears. It's Winter, They're Asleep, I Didn't Think It Would Be A Problem. But Today I See This In The Toronto Globe And Mail -- Apparently A 700-pound Polar Bear Showed Up At A Children's Hockey Game. I've Said This Before, They're After Our Kids -- They're Tender, Juicy, You Don't Even Have To Throw Away The Bones.

Washington Is Dangerously Positioned Between Two Canadas, Canada Canada And California's Canada, Oregon.