Some Sarcasm Is Best Told Simply.

It's A Well-known Fact That Tall People Are Evil.

I'm Very Scary. I'm A Menace.

Relationships Are Like Farting, If You Push Too Hard Things Could Get Messy Real Fast.

I'm A Health Nut, But When I Eat, I Go Hard.

I Know How Easy It Is To Put Your Foot In Your Mouth.