I'm A Whopping 5 Foot 4 Inches

Take Me And My Role Seriously. Take My Talent Seriously.

I Love Making People Laugh. And I Love Laughing.

People Want To Act Like They Know Celebrities. They Want To See Pictures. They Want To Know Where You're Going. They Want To Hear You Talk About Your Family.

I Shouldn't Have To Ask For Your Permission For Me To Put You In My Lie!

Stand-up Comedy Is Mine: It's My Entity; It's My Brand; I Own It. I Do It When I Want To Do It.