Fiddling Knobs, Touching Keys, Having Fun With

With Stand-up, It's More Interesting To Hear About People's Failures Than Their Successes.

I Just Didn’t Want To Be Pigeonholed As An 'ethnic Comic' Or An 'asian Comic.' I Just Wanted To Be On The Same Playing Field As Everyone Else.

Sometimes You Gotta Work A Little, So You Can Ball A Lot.

I Have An Amazing Metabolism. I'm Sure That'll Be Gone One Day. But I Like To Exercise, Too, So I Don't Think I'll Ever Get Really Fat.

Do It Under The Influence Yourself! That's What We're Shooting For! Get Drunk And Make Your Dreams Come True.