I Think The Measure Of Your Success

We Are All Benefiting From The Great Feminists Who Struggled And Suffered And Worked To Give Us Everything Women Now Enjoy... I Refer To Myself As A Feminist, And I Do It With Pride.

I'm Afraid To Start Plastic Surgery. And My Breasts Are So Versatile Now, I Can Wear Them Down, Up, And Side To Side.

We Have To Keep Trying Things We're Not Sure We Can Pull Off. If We Just Do The Things We Know We Can Do ... You Don't Grow As Much. You Gotta Take Those Chances On Making Those Big Mistakes.

One Of My Ex-husbands Thought I Had A Breast Job. They Looked Bigger. I Just Got The Proper Lingerie.

You Have The Morals Of Rabbit, The Character Of A Slug, And The Brain Of A Platypus.