Some People Receive Medication In Order To

I'm A Big Comedy Nerd, So I'm Always Looking For The Chance To Be Funny.

There Is A Part Of Me That Is Desperately Wanting To Not Necessarily Be This Cute, Endearing, Heart-on-his-sleeve Type Of Character That Just Wants To Be Liked.

If I Could Spend More Months Out Of The Year Employed Than Unemployed, That Would Be Nice.

I Collect Watches Because I'm Always Late, And I Need To Know Exactly How Late I'm Going To Be - In Order To Come Up With A Good Excuse.

I Was In Two Very Horrible Bands.