Some People Can't See The Color Red.

People Talk About Dysfunctional Families; I've Never Seen Any Other Kind.

My Job As The Writer Is To Fool You. Your Job As The Reader Is To See If You Can Catch Me At It.

Except For Cases That Clearly Involve A Homicidal Maniac, The Police Like To Believe Murders Are Committed By Those We Know And Love, And Most Of The Time They're Right - A Chilling Thought When You Sit Down To Dinner With A Family Of Five. All Those Potential Killers Passing Their Plates.

Sometimes I Wonder What The Difference Is Between Being Cautious And Being Dead.

No One With A Happy Childhood Ever Amounts To Much In This World. They Are So Well Adjusted, They Never Are Driven To Achieve Anything.