Some People Are Born To Lift Heavy

A Man's Work Is Rather The Needful Supplement To Himself Than The Outcome Of It.

I Prefer That Laughter Shall Take Me Unawares. Only So Can It Master And Dissolve Me.

Undergraduates Owe Their Happiness Chiefly To The Consciousness That They Are No Longer At School. The Nonsense Which Was Knocked Out Of Them At School Is All Put Gently Back At Oxford Or Cambridge.

The Past Is A Work Of Art, Free Of Irrelevancies And Loose Ends.

Strange When You Come To Think Of It, That Of All Countless Folk Who Have Lived On This Planet, Not One Is Known In History Or In Legend As Having Died Of Laughter.