Some Age. Others Mature.

I Suppose I'll Be Able To Get A Drink There... I Told The Stewardess Liquor For Three... Who Are The Other Two?...oh, There Are No Other Two

A Man Who Fears Nothing Is A Man Who Loves Nothing; And If You Love Nothing, What Joy Is There In Your Life?

You Know, The Oscar I Was Awarded For The Untouchables Is A Wonderful Thing, But I Can Honestly Say That I'd Rather Have Won The U.s. Open Golf Tournament.

Red Wine With Fish. That Should Have Told Me Something.

I Unfortunately Don't Speak French, But My Wife Is Now Fluent In English, Which Really Reflects Rather Badly On Me.