Softie Was Not A Word You Could

You Just Don't Want A Vampire Pissed Off At You.

You've Reached Fantasia, Where The Undead Live Again Every Night," "for Bar Hours, Press One. To Make A Party Reservation, Press Two. To Talk To Alive Person Or A Dead Vampire, Press Three. Or, If You Were Intending To Leave A Humorous Prank Message On Our Answering Machine, Know This: We Will Find You.

A Piece Of Happiness Should Never Be Taken As Due.

I Realized That I Was Really Tired Of People Popping On And Off Of My Property Like It Was A Train Station On The Supernatural Railroad.

His Eyes Were Still Like Caves With Ghosts Dwelling In Their Depths.