Softie Was Not A Word You Could

I Had Never Seen So Many Cute Men In One Place In My Life. But I Could Tell They Were Not For Me. Russell Was Like The Gay Vampire Hugh Hefner, And This Was The Playboy Mansion, With An Emphasis On The "boy.

And By Golly, Love Sure Was A Battlefield. Benatar Was Right About That.

Everyone Thinks I'm Crazy, You Know, Because I Can't Tell Them The Truth; Which Is, That I'm Driven Crazy By All These Thoughts, All These Heads.

You Won't Find A Vampire In A Ford Fiesta

You Know I Love You More When You're Cold And Heartless.