Oh Come On Pam, They're Funny. They're

It Wasn't Enough To Be Kidnapped, I Had To Be Insulted Too.

My Bullshit Meter Is Reading That As 'false'.

You Are Speaking Of My Future Lover. Be More Respectful.

You Never Told Me All This Before," I Said, By Way Of Explanation. "you All Have Divided Up America Into Kingdoms, Is That Right?

I Was Embarrased, Horrified And Absolutely Ready To Jump Him!