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I Was Never The Cool Kid, I Was Never Hot In High School. I Was Never Popular. You Don't Have To Be Perfect And You Don't Have To Be Rich And You Can Still Be Successful.

I Think A Lot Of People Can Get Wrapped Up In Comparing Themselves. And That's When The Tragic Downfall Comes, Because There Will Always Be Someone More Beautiful.

I Do Feel Like There Are The Pop Stars Of The World And Then I'm Like Their Dirty Little Sister, Running Around With Sh*t On My Face In Combat Boots Because I Can't Walk In Heels.

My Band And I, We Cover Our Bodies In Hairspray And Glitter. We Use The Hairspray To Make Sure The Glitter Sticks.

I Was Dating A Guy Once Who Spoke Rudely To A Taxi Driver. I Got Out Of The Cab And Walked Home. Treat People With Respect. I've Waited Tables, And That's Why I Just Exceedingly Overtip. It's Exhausting Work.