I Want A Pig. I Want A

Everything I Write Is Based On Something I've Personally Experienced, Or Things That My Friends Have Experienced That I Just Find Horribly Entertaining.

The Probability Of Life Ever Evolving On Earth Was Slim To None. It's Insane That We're All Walking Around And Talking.

If You Want To Be A Legitimate Artist, It's More Important What You Say No To.

I Played Saxophone And Trumpet. Pretty Nerdy.

I Don’t Even Think Of Myself As A Quote, Unquote Star - That’s Really Douchey. I Think Of Myself As Just Like . . . A Dance Commander.