So, Yeah, I Can Say I Always

Slumps Are Like A Soft Bed. They're Easy To Get Into And Hard To Get Out Of.

I've Seldom Seen A Horny Player Walk Into A Bar And Not Let Out Exactly What He Did For A Living.

They Only Delivered The Newspaper Once A Week Where I Lived In Oklahoma, And Those People Lived And Died With The Box Score Of My Games. My Biggest Moment Was Winning The World Series Because Everyone In My Town Was Able To Feel He Was A World Champion.

I Was Thinking About Making A Comeback, Until I Pulled A Muscle Vacuuming.

The Catcher Is In The Middle Of Everything. He Sees It Best.