A Catcher And His Body Are Like

Jimmy Connors Plays Two Tennis Matches And Winds Up With $850,000, And Muhammad Ali Fights For One Bout And Winds Up With Five Million Bucks. Me, I Play 190 Games--if You Count Exhibitions -- And I'm Overpaid!

You Know, When You Can Play With The Greatest Players Of That Particular Era, You Look Forward To Going To The Ballpark. I Mean, You Thought It Was Great To Be There In The Clubhouse. You Thought It Was Great To Be On The Field.

A Catcher And His Body Are Like The Outlaw And His Horse. He's Got To Ride That Nag Till It Drops.

There Are Too Many False Things In The World, And I Don't Want To Be A Part Of Them. If You Say What You Think, You're Called Cocky Or Conceited. But If You Have An Objective In Life, You Shouldn't Be Afraid To Stand Up And Say It. In The Second Grade, They Asked Us What We Wanted To Be. I Said I Wanted To Be A Ball Player And They Laughed. In The Eighth Grade, They Asked The Same Question, And I Said A Ball Player And They Laughed A Little More. By The Eleventh Grade, No One Was Laughing.

I Was Thinking About Making A Comeback, Until I Pulled A Muscle Vacuuming.