So, Twice A Week, I Go To

Black Makes Your Life So Much Simpler. Everything Matches Black, Especially Black.

... The State Of Rapture I Experience When I Read A Wonderful Book Is One Of The Main Reasons I Read; But It Doesn't Happen Every Time Or Even Every Other Time, And When It Does Happen, I Am Truly Beside Myself.

[on George W. Bush:] How Is It Possible That The President Is Off On Vacation And The Vice President Is, Too? Not That It Matters That Much If The President Is On Vacation; On Some Level, The President Is Always On Vacation.

Reading Is Escape, And The Opposite Of Escape.

Everybody I Know Who Goes Out And Plays A Little Softball, They Break Their Leg.